(Source: misfitelijah)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

rossgellerphd:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

Said implies direct quote, was like is a paraphrase.

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

dajo42:

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

danny devito

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

drake & josh
season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

New charm bracelets, everybody! I think they’re pretty cute, don’t you?

Check ‘em out!

From top to bottom:

1) What A Small World- Charm Bracelet

https://www.etsy.com/listing/198104832/what-a-small-world-charm-bracelet?

2) You’ll Find Me in the Forest - Locket Charm Bracelet

https://www.etsy.com/listing/198102750/youll-find-me-in-the-forest-locket-charm?

3) But I’m Innocent, I Swear! - Charm Bracelet

https://www.etsy.com/listing/198104356/but-im-innocent-i-swear-charm-bracelet?

4) Water You Waiting For? - Charm Bracelet 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/198103342/water-you-waiting-for-charm-bracelet?

Remember, there are only one of each kind!

~Enjoy!

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

(Source: 0ceann-blue)

mindoftheunkind:

africant:

Don’t be scared. We represent someone who can help you. Someone who can make all your dreams come true.

Financial Aid Office

mindoftheunkind:

africant:

Don’t be scared. We represent someone who can help you. Someone who can make all your dreams come true.

Financial Aid Office

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.