wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

a-hipster-has:

Expression~

a-hipster-has:

Expression~

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

(Source: jonwithabullet)

brigette-rose:

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

SHALLYNN

castielcampbell:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

I love that people literally just slowed the fuck down and said “we gon wait riiiight here”

castielcampbell:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

I love that people literally just slowed the fuck down and said “we gon wait riiiight here”

(Source: victortattoo)

curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

belaquadros:

 Art Nouveau Diadem Ring  
Gold, opal and diamonds - French c.1900

belaquadros:

 Art Nouveau Diadem Ring  

Gold, opal and diamonds - French c.1900

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

(Source: airgenawesome)

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov)

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

(Source: ismiledsweetly)

adventuresoncehad:

The snuggle is real. 

adventuresoncehad:

The snuggle is real.